the Buffalo Cougar helps prove people are idiots…
Friday, 14. May 2010
People are idiots, with no sense of humor, and have giant sticks up their big stupid asses. From this story:
They were just a couple of flirty one-liners delivered to a handsome fellow in a Buffalo-area restaurant. But because the “hottie” was President Barack Obama, the local and national media were on Luann Haley like hot sauce on a chicken wing.
Jay Leno got into the act and fired off a joke about her. Someone dubbed her the “Buffalo cougar.” Twitterers passed the story around, and people began leaping to the conclusion that Haley was a publicity hound, a jerk, a loose woman, a “classless tramp” or all of the above.
She was just kidding around; it’s what human beings do; less-than-human beings get offended by stuff like this… Like I have a standing invitation to First Lady Michelle Obama for some sweet-tender loving, and unlike Luann Haley, I’d be fine with being a home-wrecker – but does this make me a publicity-hungry-loose-classless-jerk-tramp? No, because I’m joking. Unless Mrs. Obama is looking for something she may not be getting at home because her husband is the busiest man in the country who may not have time to fulfill his husbandly duties… and because I’m a lazy-underachiever with plenty of time for my women. And again, I’m just joking. Like when I say, if she wanted to get a hold of me she could just click on the ‘About’ page at the top of the site and shoot me an email. And how I’m really good at keeping a secret… hahaha, I’m so funny. Seriously though, Michelle, I’d treat you right.
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