Political Sex

According to some broad named Jacqueline Hammond, there were a bunch of sex parties at an apartment she owned that involved three Kennedy brothers, Marilyn Monroe, Sammy Davis Jr. and Frank Sinatra; but not necessarily at the same time.

That’s from Ted Kennedy’s FBI file (no I didn’t hack the FBI database, I stole all this from The Smoking Gun). This is so fantastic it makes me want to punch myself in the face. I’m just… it’s that… I want… for what… Ahhhh! Damn. And this Jacqueline chick was married to the Ambassador of Spain, to Spain? Doesn’t matter. Does this still go on? I can’t even imagine how stuff like this happens. How do you invite Marilyn Monroe to a sex party, was it her idea – were they like out-in-the-open having sex, do you have a couple of cocktails first, who starts the sex stuff.

The closest I’ve ever gotten to anything so socially awesome, was getting invited to a Halloween make-out party when I was 12… except I didn’t realize it was a make-out party, so I dressed as a hunch-back with lots of make up on. Yeah, I did real well at that party… damn it. But it was a great hunch-back costume – the best one at that party anyway. So I have that.

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