Political Sex

The government is there to make sure I don’t get blown up, my roads are paved, and I don’t get discriminated against for being a tall, attractive white man. What they are not there to do, is give tax money to companies, whether they are successful or new, or whatever.

Don’t give money away, stupids. Because when you do, this happens, from this story:

It wasn’t just any factory. When it was completed at an estimated cost of $733 million, including proceeds from a $535 million U.S. loan guarantee, it covered 300,000 square feet, the equivalent of five football fields. It had robots that whistled Disney tunes, spa-like showers with liquid-crystal displays of the water temperature, and glass-walled conference rooms.

This is why when Venture Capitalist firms invest hundreds of millions of dollars, they place their CFO with the company, or at least someone who makes sure the company doesn’t spend their investment money on motherfuckin’ singing robots.

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