Political Sex

President Barack Obama will be on Leno tonight, I think it’s tonight; doesn’t really matter. Does anyone watch Leno? Or any of those late night shows? For the most part, anything worth watching on those shows will be online the next day.

Anyway… Obama jokes about how Michelle Obama is one of those ladies that gives out raisins to Halloween trick-or-treaters, and how he’s worried that the White House will get egged if they don’t give kids candy. It’s a decent joke. He probably talks to Leno about other stuff too, like the elections, war, dead dictators, or whatever.

There was this lady in my neighborhood when I was a kid that used to give out pomegranates – who the fuck gives out pomegranates for Halloween – and we were all pretty sure she killed children. Proof? She was creepy, and gave out pomegranates, what more proof do you need…

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