there may be yet another Republican candidate…

Thursday, 29. September 2011

This guy Chris Christie is the Governor of New Jersey and has continually told his national supporters that he will not be running for President in 2012. And when I say continually I mean ever time he was in front of a microphone for the last year – the last time being last Tuesday during a speech at the Reagan Library; but now he’s seriously contemplating it, from this story:

The renewed consideration about a White House run came after prodding this week from some Republicans he idolizes, including former First Lady Nancy Reagan, former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger, and former President George W. Bush, sources said.

So, a group of popular kids have convinced the fat, geeky kid that he should run for Senior Class President, telling him he could win because of he would get all the geeks who don’t want the cool jock – who everyone thinks is a shoo-in – to win.

*Easy racist hunters, I didn’t allude to Barack Obama being a jock because he’s black, with the stereotype about black people and sports; it’s a decent analogy, and Obama plays basketball. So, leave me alone, dicks.

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