Political Sex

New hotel in Manhatten, that’s in New York City (if you’re stupid), called The Standard – which are known for their funky styles – has floor to ceiling windows that have become a voyeurists dream come true… That’s right, people are leaving the drapes open and then baring all – and doing naughty things to themselves and others… Also, there’s a new park just below it that is the perfect spot to perv out with the other pervs, just don’t stand near the third tree from the left – That’s my tree! Stand under it at your own risk. This from the story caught my attention:

• “I’ve seen a few porn shoots — three dudes walking around a hotel room with cameras and lights filming a couple,” said Joe, a manager at the next-door Brass Monkey.

Porn shoot at a Standard - nudie windows or not, they are really nice hotels -that must be what’s considered a big budget film in the porn industry. I’ve never made a porno, but I’ve seen a lot, and the hotel scenes are a little scary because you know at any moment there’s a chance a dead hooker might fall out of the closet.

Oh yeah, and of course some kill-joy politician, Council Speaker Christine Quinn, is trying to shut the free peep shows down. And that is the first time I’ve ever called a lesbian a kill-joy… damn it Christine, why’d you make me do it. Actually, nevermind, second time – there was this chick I met at a bar, and she didn’t want to have sex with me. I know, must have been a lesbian and when she answered my “Hey, wanna have some sex?” with “Nope.” I said, “Kill-joy.” And then I took a shot of whiskey and walked away all cool-like.

Here’s the most unflattering picture I could find of Christine:

*A quick shout out to Fuffy, for reminding me to stop and enjoy the simplier things in life – like watching unsuspecting naked people in their hotel rooms.

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