time for the Gores to get some ass…
Tuesday, 1. June 2010
Everyone is so shocked that Al Gore (he was the Vice President at some point a while back and won an Oscar for some crappy movie about how to kill polar bears) and his wife are splitting up after 40 years of marriage, the reason is obvious? Answer: It’s time to get laid! Al Gore could nail all wanna-be ‘environmentalists’ of any age - depending on the age of consent laws of whatever country he happens to be annoying - and being male, when given the choice between your old-ass wife and anyone else… What? I need to finish that thought? Come on, you know what I mean, you’re just giving me a hard time because you don’t think you’re cool enough to hang out with me so you’re trying to make yourself feel justified, like you wouldn’t want to hang out with me anyway… well, I guess we’ll never know, because there’s really no way I’d hang out with you now.
And note that I didn’t say ‘environmentalist CHICK of any age,’ because if he’s not bisexual I don’t know who is… Al Gore could have an orgy with UC Berkeley’s entire freshman and sophmore classes, men and women, in the football stadium during halftime and not only not be arrested for indecent exposure, but be given the Key to the City while the mayor gives him a handie.
And Tipper? Who cares, she’s old.
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