Political Sex

So I haven’t posted in a while, and that’s because I went to the Gulf to help hot chicks who actually care about the environment and animals clean up the oil or whatever I would have to do to get them in bed. But then as I went through New Orleans to grab a quick Hurricane, I realized something: there are a lot of prostitutes in New Orleans, and their prices have dropped significantly. So, long story short, I’m back. And I don’t feel the normal guilt one sometimes gets after screwing a whore, because I helped the economy in The Gulf, and really, isn’t that all that matters. I’m practically a hero.

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