who the ‘F’ cares what you think…
The wife of the South Carolina governor who was banging some Argentinian chick has endorse Rep. Nikki Haley to succeed her husband. Who the hell is Jenny Sanford to endorse anyone? She was some rich business chick who tried to hump her way into the White House. And maybe if she humped a little better, her husband wouldn’t have had to bang the South American chick… I have it on good authority that South American chicks do anything… ANYTHING! By good authority, of course I mean some drunk dude at a bar last weekend said, ‘Man, you need to bang one of those South American chicks, they’ll do anything… ANYTHING!’ Why would he lie?
Now a shocker! I endorse her too… she’s kind of hot. I’d work her “campaign.” By which of course I mean I’d “stuff her envelopes.” Wait, what!? It sounds like I’d be doing what to her. No… Perverts. I mean I’d be putting her campaign literature into pre-addressed envelopes. And, I guess, whatever else she might need for a successful run. And by that, yes, I mean bone the crap out of her.
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