A judge has granted Jenny Sanford a divorce. Big F’n deal. But I do love ABC’s headline:

Judge Grants Jenny Sanford a Divorce from Cheating Gov. Mark Sanford

Ha, this guy’s jacked. No matter what happens, his name in the media will always be preceded by “Cheating Governor.” Does Cheating Governor Mark Sanford still think bangin’ a hot Argentinian was worth it… my sources say yes. And by sources, I just mean what I would still think if I was a Cheating Governor.

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1. god damn I hate Jenny Sanford so much…
2. nice, Mark Sanford seeing about a girl…
3. good god, why won’t she just go away…
4. big F’n shocker…
5. see London, I see France…