Political Sex

The former mayor of New York City and failed presidential candidate Rudi Giuliani’s daughter – named Caroline Giuliani – was arrested for shoplifting. From this story:

Caroline Giuliani, 20, a student at Harvard University who lives in N.Y.C. with her mother, was arrested at a Sephora shop on the Upper East Side after allegedly stealing makeup, the New York Post first reported.

This is fantastic. She’s obviously acting out – she has plenty of money – this is like waving a giant flag with ’Come and Get It’ on it. You know 20-year-old rich chicks who commit small crimes are guaranteed to be complete sluts. You could land this chick with a bottle of Jack Daniels and some weed; just keep telling her how boring she is… done and done.

Update: She allegedly took a Slim roller ball funnel, Dior Skin flash primer, Hd bliss, Aqua cream, and a hair net. A ‘roller ball funnel’? I don’t know what that is, but it sounds like something I’d like to see her use.

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