Political Sex

Well, here we are… who’d a thought we’d make it. Who didn’t think we’d make it, bring it! And what’s this we crap! Damn it, this was supposed to be a happy occasion… and now look, it’s a mess. Fuck. Oh well, I just need to pick myself back up and be a professional. Let me take you on a little journey – I call it, ’100 Posts, ta-f’n-da’:

MOST SEARCHED FOR TERM THAT BROUGHT PEOPLE TO POLITICAL SEX:

That’s right, somehow my website stats know what people searched for to find the site. This is pretty god damn funny. By a giant margin, I mean huge, the term: Tight Jeans. That’s right, folks, Tight Jeans and various terms related to Tight Jeans, like: girls in tight jeans, tight jeans girls, ass in tight jeans, jeans ass, ladies in tight jeans, great ass in jeans… and so on. This is all from a post I did towards the beginning called: asking for it…

THE MOST VIEWED POST:

This one was fairly recent about a Republican chick running for some office who owns her own dildo peddling business, maybe it was so popular because the word ‘orgasm’ was in the title: a vote for orgasms…

FIRST POST:

Oh, how young, how naive… Here is the very first post on Political Sex, brilliantly called: blog…

MY FAVORITE POST:

This was tough; but after a solid 30 seconds of searching old posts I decided on one about international playa’, Nicolas Sarkozy… Sarkozy, Sar-kozy – now, why does that sound familiar? It’s because he wife is Carla Bruni – and he’s the president of France. But more importantly, his wife is Carla Bruni. My favorite post: hot wives are exhausting…

FAVORITE POLITICIAN:

The magnificent Silvio Berlusconi, Italy’s prime minister, who has no problem living an open life of power and sex: here are the many posts on the greatest politician of our time.

THE BEST POST NO ONE SAW:

Or maybe everyone saw it, I don’t know. All I know is I invited people to participate in the comments and no one did. What could you the audience add? I was looking for a better slogan for my program to slow the world’s increasing population by encouraging the ‘Money Shot.’ I came up with a few like, “Save Open Space, Put it on Her Face”: strap it up for the environment…

And done. I guess that’s a good enough 100th Post Recap Special… whatever. More to come (god, you’re such a pervert; I wrote come, not cum, you sick bastard).

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