wow, Pat Robertson’s an A-hole…
How does one talk to the devil? This dick makes it sound like you can just call the dude up and chit chat about your soul. I only ask because I might want to sell my soul to get on that chick sitting next to him…
No… of course there would be more to it.
We would be doing it on a bed of 15 Megan Foxes while Pat Robertson is “forced” to watch while hanging upside-down naked getting whipped by a Haitian dwarf in a dwarf-sized devil costume, oh, and Sarah Palin would be sitting cross-legged in a Catholic school girl outfit on top of a pile of money licking a never-ending coating of Cheetos ‘cheese’ from her fingers while waving a tiny flag South Africa. Why South Africa? After all that, that’s your question… pervert.
And I said ‘might,’ okay devil… I’ll call you.
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