chelsea

Chelsea Clinton is getting married next Summer to some guy she’s been with her whole life. Damn, that’s even more boring than I thought it would be… I’d totally hit that now. What happened? I haven’t seen, heard or thought of her in 15 years. Wasn’t she really ugly? And she’s been with this dude forever so she would probably jump at the chance to get banged by me. That’s right, literally ‘jump’ at the chance. I like to sneak up on and scare my chicks before I get down; get them a little confused and frightened. Their eyes get all big, and their lips kind of shiver… ha, it’s adorable.

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