yeah, I don’t think Obama did it…
Headline from msnbc.com: Obama links jet attack suspect to al-Qaida
I don’t like that headline. They mean that President Obama went public about the suspect being linked to al-Qaida. But how I first read it was that the president actually did the linking. Like he was in the Oval Office and there were a bunch of documents and pictures on his desk, and then the president’s wife Michelle came in and asked if Barack wants to look at some pictures she took. And Barack gets all frustrated and says I’m kind of in the middle of a terrorist attack, but sure, sure, I’ll take a break to look at YOUR pictures, and Michelle just throws them on his desk, “Fuck You!” she says and storms out. Barack shakes his head ‘Stupid woman’ he thinks as he swivels back and forth, then he glances at his desk; something about Michelle’s pictures, they uncovered a document… Where’s that last picture he was looking at… There it is! The answer! How had he missed it! He’s done it, he found the link…
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