you can do better Rachel Maddow…

Tuesday, 6. April 2010

She might be a nice lady, and I’m sure when you were a gardener or whatever she was quite a catch, but come on Rachel, you’re a big star now. You could be getting some Ellen-type ass… not Ellen, but the kind of tail Ellen can get, like right now she’s bangin’ that hot chick from Arrested Development. From this story:

The couple met in 1999, when Maddow, who then worked odd jobs, was hired to do yard work on Mikula’s property in the Berkshires.

“It was very Desperate Housewives,” jokes Maddow of how their relationship began.

I love Portia De Rossi… way to go Ellen, way to go.

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