you suck The Early Show…
Monday, 29. March 2010
I hate the The Early Show. I’d rather scratch my face off with a spork from Taco Bell than watch. And there’s no good reason, it just gives me the skisms. Like from this story:
This Thursday, CBS “Early Show” co-anchor Harry Smith will go one-on-one with Pres. Barack Obama in a court-side interview. Then, Smith and his CBS Sports colleague NCAA basketball analyst Clark Kellogg will shoot hoops with Obama on the White House basketball court.
That should be nice, right? Because of college basketball’s big tournament, and Obama’s a big basketball fan? Fuck no, that makes me want to vomit on the inside; a vomit implosion. God damn! They’re just so mediocre and obvious. Do something worthwhile for once…
*And yes, I know what the “big tournament” is called, but the NCAA like most big sports organizations are a bunch of bitches about their copyrights.
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